Why, oh why, do you not want to join?
After seeing my sample pictures, do you not think I am beautiful enough to interest you? (I guess I'll just cry...all that time, effort and money to look beautiful for you; and it's all going to waste!)
Is the site not "hardcore" enough for you? (Some of my Playmate friends think it is "too" hardcore!)
Is $19.95--less than the cost of a couple of movies or a few drinks--too much for you for many hours of monthly entertainment? (It only amounts to one-half cent per picture or under $5 per hour of chat!)
Have you already been burned by other Playmate/model sites that promise to be sexy, but don't deliver? (I guarantee that my site delivers--or you can give me a spanking if it doesn't!)
Are you too shy to want to meet me? (You can just lurk and watch me if you want to....)
Are you afraid your wife or girlfriend will find out? (Invite her to join you--I like women too and have many women members!)
E-mail me and tell me why you are not joining--I really, really want to know!
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CHANGED YOUR MIND? GREAT!!!
Remember, as a member of my site you will:
See me and my friends naked in wild, never before seen high resolution photos and videos on a fast dedicated server, watch me work out and shower in the nude; share my most intimate secrets;
Learn my entire lifestory, e-mail me and chat with me live (in my private chat room);
Play my interactive sex games, download my video clips, screensavers and so much more!
You've seen me on TV, you've seen me in magazines
now see the REAL me. Satisfaction guaranteed!