
Victoria and
Hugh Hefner

Victoria and
Nancy Sinatra

Victoria and
Howard Stern

Victoria and
Jenny McCarthy

Victoria and
Prince Albert of Monaco
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I have created this fan
club in response to your requests, for my very special fans. Here is what you will get by joining my fan
club:
- A newsletter written,
designed and personally sent to you by me.
- You will be first
to find out about my latest accomplishments, encounters with famous
people, favorite jokes, poems, sexual fantasies, choking stories of
growing up behind the Iron Curtain and coming to the United States.
- Two 8x10 personally
autographed photos: a headshot and a full-body nude never before seen
picture of me. It's my favorite!
- My lip print "KISS"
card, personally autographed to you!
- A membership card
displaying your name.
- A personalized
greeting photocard for your birthday, New Year's Day and Valentine's
Day designed by me!
- 15% discount on
my online merchandise and any merchandise I will sell at the shows.
- A drawing every
6 months for a real-live date with me (I treat you to dinner, transportation
to NYC is on you). I will put a picture of the lucky winner on my site
and in my newsletter so everyone can see how much fun we had on our
date!
Thank
you for your support! You guys are the greatest!
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Victoria and Dr. Ruth
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Victoria
and Kirsty Hume
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Victoria and
Alec Baldwin

Victoria and
Donald Trump

Victoria and
Patti Davis and Carol Shaya

Victoria and
Gorbachev

Victoria and
Camille Paglia
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